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i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”
why do they do that “don’t generalize white people! i’m not responsible for my racist ancestors or the racist white people now BUUUUT somehow I am responsible for all these inventions white people probably stole from someone!!!!!! look at all these inventions white people made that i have literally nothing to do with and no reason to associate myself with!!!!” like what point is supposed to be being made
Everyone who reblogs this will get a person like this
made based on their blog
what if you were getting intimate with a dude and when he started talking dirty he sounded exactly like macho man randy savage
When I get comfortable with a person and them to me, I like to do things as such.
Because when you talk like Bill Cosby and refer to your penis as a pudding pop, you steal away a bit of innocence in someone and they can never look at Cosby again.