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Watching people hit on other people on the bus is always hilarious.
I’m laughing on the inside.
Seeing Frankenstein AND Bride of Frankenstein in theaters? Win. Gonna be a good night.
Getting paid $10.50/hour to blow snot bubbles.
I’ve been popping them and making Rorshachs out of the drip because I am that bored.
Met an ex meth lord (Lady?), and stopped some guy from being a victim of a $4k money laundering fraud.
My life is never dull.
I’m convinced 90% of mine should’ve been snipped between middle to high school to prevent any kind of breeding.
Especially one of my cousins who thinks he can convict me of murder if he ever kills anyone.
The one who forgot how to spell his last name.
You can dress however you want, I have no qualms about it.
BUT(T), if you’re wearing white sheer pants and you have on some kind of dark underpants on with writing across them?
Im gonna look, and I’m gonna read and probably ogle your bootymeats every time you walk past. Just sayin’.
To having a night of my own. Adfer biting my tongue in conversations with her, missing out on mc Chris (and more importantly, Powerglove) tonight, not able to hang out with one of my better friends and coming home to another ond of my Wawa teas gone, planned to finish S3 of 30 Rock off.
Instead, she decides to flip shit and break down and call resolve. Labeled too high a risk, she needs someone there in fifteen or Resolve calls the police and forcibly admits her. Roommate is trash and sister is working so despite the ongoing argument from all day still going on, I’m shelling out cash to go over there so she isn’t carted away.
Fuck my life and the night I thought I was going to have.
My god, the love that I have for Tina Fey has quadroupled.
And the first episode? Hnnnnnng Dat ass. Seriously. I just want to sink my teeth into it. I mean, I did before already but dear lord that Laura Bush dress thing just did it.
Tonight at Mal’s birthday celebration, I did the following;
-Wingmanned for a stranger
-Wingmanned for a friend
-Wingmanned for another stranger who was a lady. Lady stranger!
-Dubbed the circle of Indibros “Shark Week” for how they circled their prey before attacking.
-Somehow had precognition abpit sharks as later on in the night, an inflatable shark was seen among the crowd.
-Ran into a friend not part of the birthday shenanigans and babysat her, her friend, and two of her friends friends.
All in all, today was a good day. Pretty sure my high tolerance + babysitter duties has saved lives.
That’s the number of lip smacks/teeth sucks that I counted. OCD is a terrible thing.
Interesting night otherwise. Awake since Monday, work in half an hour. Fun fun.