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BY ALL THAT IS HOLY CAN I NOT HAVE NICE THINGS #RAGE #ANGER #PHONE #MURDER #IHATEEVERYTHING (Taken with Instagram)
I broke another screwdriver out of anger. Further instigating that my thumb is my strongest finger.
Also, that hatred leads to anger, which lead to power.
Dear Customers,
It seems we return to this anger impassive again.
Every time you even joke, ask, or bother me constantly about your rolls of film being developed, ESPECIALLY if you go “Is it done yet?” after five minutes, joking or not joking, I will push your order back ten minutes for a penalty of annoyance and find every possible reason to delay you as long as I can.
Please do not incur my wrath, as I can take a single part from the machine and have it down for four days /minimum/ before a professional tech gets here to repair it, when I can do it as soon as you walk out the door and continue on with my day.
You people are the bane of photo techs everywhere, hovering around us and bothering the customers who actually need genuine help, or stopping us from taking a two minute break to run to the bathroom since you insist on us standing there with you and have us called if we dare disappear for a moment.
as a side note, do not forget; we have your name, telephone number, and the internet at our fingertips to unleash a swarm of disdain unlike that of which you know.
Please, keep this in mind terribly so, when you’re rushing a man whose doing the work of five people and your haggard ass has just turned in a roll of pictures that ate of you half naked and posing.
thank you,
Your local photo technician.
Dear Black Populace,
The next one of you pants sagging, grill bragging neanderthalic knucklefucks who uses the word “Blowed” in a sentence referring to increasing the size of your pictures, I will have you blown up.
sincerely,
photo techs everywhere
